Things you would never do in real life but did in a fucked-up dream

I feel so special

pleeeze no, dont show me mass. my virgin eyes cant handle it.

Had another one of my Army dreams… cant fucking sleep now… hate those ones

Are you ex-military?

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Does a cow say ‘Moo’?

no, you idiot

a cow says FUCK

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No… that would be a jack rabbit… cuz thats what they do…
Not to be mistaken for ‘Jack Ass’

Isn’t that Fred from scooby-doo?