Things you would never do in real life but did in a fucked-up dream

#21

I feel so special

#22

pleeeze no, dont show me mass. my virgin eyes cant handle it.

#23

consequences
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#24

Had another one of my Army dreams… cant fucking sleep now… hate those ones

#25

Are you ex-military?

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#26

Does a cow say ‘Moo’?

#27

no, you idiot

a cow says FUCK

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#28

No… that would be a jack rabbit… cuz thats what they do…
Not to be mistaken for ‘Jack Ass’

#29

Isn’t that Fred from scooby-doo?