This place is like a ghost town

Your chicken gey

That chicken will stab you.

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Hah you’ll be hearing from my lawyer soon!

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Not if I stab it first.

Good luck with that.

Tell your lawyers to meet me and mines at Dennys, the one with the flag pole. Be there or be square.

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Take me with you

I’ve got the sniper rifle

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I take it we settle this like gentlemen? Have the lawyers draft up a document that says whoever wins gets the image rights, then we dual with flintlock pistols at dawn. 15 paces should suffice, yes?

Surely, given the circumstances, chick-fil-A?

I was thinking first the lawyers would bare knuckle box for 3 rounds, the paralegals could roast each other, the jury would would be given an assortment of weapons and then they’d kill each other to figure out a verdict. As for the main show yeah, we can go traditional but only if a chimpanzee is the referee.

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No that’s used for issues involving sexual orientation/gender disputes.

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Then what about taco bell? Oh right, silly me, that’s for necromantic satanism.

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Done deal. I’ll be there.

And Friday night sewing club.

Don’t forget to show up to McDonald’s on Wednesday, I’m currently putting the finishing touches on the McMethLab.

Oh yeah going on a total fucking tangent here, but there’s a place in ohio called helltown, it’s abandoned and part of a national park but it’s still rumored to be used by satanist groups.
You reckon I should have a go at urban exploration and take a look around there?

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I’m down

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Save some man-flesh for me lmao