Venom caught cheating

yeah, the new patch is like GM melons. im pretty sure theyre safe (to consume), but i still prefer the real thing

Mayo is superior

Nothing can match its cool, creamy demeanor

Forever_Mello! Had this name since long before the Melons but I understand the confusion.

Sometimes people call me ā€˜Forever Melonā€™ in pubs and while I do not correct them I do sit there like šŸ˜

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Shut up forever melon.

XD

@REYNOSO_FUA11

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Mayo is inferior.
Just like you.

Melon is soft and chewy

Not even a fraction as spreadable as mayo

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Mayo is soft too like wtf?

Lol

Melon is supposed to be crisp šŸ¤¦

Still soft.

But spreadable?

I think not.

And I rest my case

That doesnt make it better.
These are horrible attempts at tryna sound better.

Like wtf, this is just lazy lmao.

objection. melon is wet. wet is spreadable.

You donā€™t see any delicious dishes with watermelon aioli do you?

Didnā€™t think so

Can you use melon is place of butter when making a grilled cheese?

Lmao you bored too huh?

I actually hate Mayo šŸ¤¢

No offense.

A bit

What about mayo with tuna fish?

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Theres a lot of candy and drinks tho.
Hell you can have watermelon just by itself and itā€™s a nice refreshing snack.

Unlike mayo, it NEEDS something else.

Melon-1
Mayo-0

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Those kill youā€¦

Mayo give you sustenance

And magical powers

Melon doesnā€™t even have nutrients

Use to love that as a kid, make it into a sandwich with toasted bread lol.