What level are you at?

so he do private matches to farm xp?

Yes thats what he is doing

Who is Sturmi

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Dunno some kid

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You hid at the edge of the map last time I played you. Ive never seen such COWARDICE!! So disgraceful. I challenge you to a TITLE MATCH!! Get your loser friends, If you have any, together and prepare to feel my WRATH!!! #GETSOME!!

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Shouldn’t you be earning the rest of the trophies in this game?
100% in 1 month is good.
100% in 2 months is average.
100% in 3 months is below average.
100% in 4-6 months is total noob.
!00% in 6 months-never(you) is worst gamers out there.

But I beat your ass in seconds so what’s that make you?? I’m a REAL man. I don’t need your SILLY participation trophies

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You ducking the TITLE MATCH???

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I’ll even KILL you last so you can use your strategy of hiding at the edge of the map to show your parents you were the last to die. I’m in a very GENEROUS mood so I suggest you take this offer. #GETSOME

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Even if you just talk about a meaningless single match instead of the big picture, you’re not even one of the best as predator. You take damage on every first attack against randoms.
Let me make something perfectly clear. All you players that buddy up against me are basically in the same friends list. At the very least, a friend of a friend. You all are my enemies. Not because how you win or lose(though all star team imbalance is cowardly), but who you are in the core of your existence. Your view of what makes a good gamer is something I would write in words on toilet paper to use for later.
I have complete disrespect for you and even your win boasting means nothing to me as you are as important to me as a fungus on a rock.

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Dont you ever talk to the champ that way you insignificant crossdressing vegan degenerate.

@REYNOSO_FUA11 you’re a whore.

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Fak you, what’s your trophy count huh? You fucking loser!

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I just managed to get like a little over 60% lol, but i try

Still working on the multiple smart disc hit one and the 10000k tree distance. And ngl i am yet to disarm a bomb XD im such a noob

Then you shall face me in the TITLE MATCH??? #GETSOME

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What’s your level? Dying to slow me down? It ain’t happening. The real champ gets 100% trophies done the fastest. The #1 contender gets to level 999 the fastest. If both are the same person, this game is OVER. All you can do then is just play for fun. Playing to be the best is UNAVAILABLE.

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“Playing to be the best is unavailable”

Hmm. You appear to be the tryhard in this situation

Even if it were a race, @JimHarbaughWQLVE would beat you effortlessly

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COWARD

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I’m not the player naming himself someone else just to look like a winner. I hope the real Jim Harbaugh sues you just before leaving Michigan to go back to the NFL. I would celebrate that.