What You Need To Know About Wetsuits

I mean the bot technically didn’t leave an actual link, because it fucked it up

I almost passed out from laughing to much after reading that.

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Everyone is an idiot on the internet, only some may have less active brain cells then others

And some have no active brain cells. (me trying to record videos)

Or
(Me trying to bid on something that I think I can easily turn around and make my money back. While knowing full well that I don’t have the talent or experience to pull it off)

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Damn it! Not only did I just pre-order a pair of these, I thought for surenthere was gonna be a Scuba-trooper FT skin now!!

By the way that was all speech to text, I didn’t even bother typing that in

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Why, yes, of course, you fool! My hairy moobs put even Selma Hayeks to shame!

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Well you better hurry and cancel that order, because your Refrigerator is also running as we speak

Shit! I’m never gonna catch it! I’m all the way across town! Better just buy another one.

You can’t just let a refrigerator roam wild.
What if someone decides to hop inside to escape a nuclear blast, but accidentally gets stuck inside. They’ll end up fining you for public endangerment

This all could have been avoided if we never dabbled in smart fridge technology.

Damn you big tech, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

Yeah my smart fridge is always charging my card for chocolate milk, and it just vanishes into thin air(almost like I never had any)

I like to stuff my wet suit full of dead fish cause the sharks pointy hugs are the best

What kind of fish?

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I stuff mine with the purest Goldfish

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Cuttlefish. Lots and lots of cuttlefish

You monster
Why didn’t you you jellyfish they’re clearly better

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I like to milk my jelly fish for my seapeant butter sandwich with a sliver of blue whale blubber on the side. Cuttlefish are easier to catch