Who wins the award for the most posts per hour in this forum about this game?

#21

Yes good boy

#22

Have you ever heard the tale of rey plaugus the wise ?

#23

I have actually. It’s not a story that the forums would tell you. It’s a Melon Men legend. He was known as the sweetest melon. It was said that he was so great and humble, that he could easily be awarded many titles. He was so great and humble that he could even stop people from dying by sacrificing himself. Ironic isn’t it, he has the power to save others because he’s so incredibly great but not himself because he’s far too humble.

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#24

Did you ever hear the legend of the heretic

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#26

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth tragedus the wise

#27

Did you ever hear about @REYNOSO_FUA11? They once named a street after him and it caused a 12 hour backup until they changed the street name because no one crosses rey . When David banner gets mad he turns into hulk , when hulk gets mad he turns into rey . When rey left for college …… he told his dad now you’re the man of the house .

#28

Fucking fruits

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#29

Beer , behave yourself today lmao

#30

Couldn’t they just go around that street? How long is it? Can they even drive on it? Also Hulk is always mad, how can he get madder if he’s already in a perpetual state of angry? None of this is adding up at all!

When did my dad come back? 😢

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#31

You’re missing the point about the street , second , hulk is stronger form of banner and you are stronger form of hulk …… and third you shut up when you’re talking to me

#32

And the new avatar looks dumb , either you a melon or ya ain’t

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#34

I am a melon, do you not see the same melon face? Is you blind? Just because I got new drip doesn’t mean you assume what I am.

#35

Imposter , would the real Rey please stand up

#36

Would the real Shawn please stand up, there’s some no name potato pretending to be him.

#37

You see now I know you’re an imposter , the real greatest and humblest would have quoted ghandi or something truly humble …… you literally can’t come up with your own material …… #free Rey

#38

I cannot concern myself with imposters , I must rest so that when the real Rey arrives we can be ready for his wisdom

#39

First off I wouldn’t quote Ghandi as he’s too busy nuking civilizations back to the Stone Age. I would quote myself as there is no one who’s more humble than I.

Second, again I don’t see Shawn anywhere just some no-name potato person pretending to be him.

Third, if the real Shawn were here he’d tell me how much he wants to play against me while at the same time buying a plane ticket to avoid me.

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#40

Omg lmao , the last part was epic . Look if you ever are on it’s gonna be a blast , shame you’re gonna be like a bug that hits a windshield , last thing through your mind will be your arse sincerely …… the people’s champ

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