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#41

Only when you’re comparing him to his 6’7” unit of his father. 5’9-10” is actually a pretty normal height.

Ironically he’s actually taller than both Bezos and Zuckerberg, but the Z doesn’t really count since he is a reptoid.

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#42

That is what all short people say , do you need a booster seat when you drive?

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#43

2 booster seats thank you very much.

5’7”-5’9” is average height for a male though.

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#44

Bless you , I bet you get vertigo when you wear thick soled shoes? 😆

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#45

Bill Gates is a god damn THIEF is what he is! First class ransomware son of a bitch…
Only way he got away with his Windows monopoly shit… he stole everything from every one of his competitors and made Microsoft…

#46

Thats capitalism 101 , my friend 👉🏻

#47

It’s terrifying. God forbid anyone ever puts me on a step stool.

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#48

Oh I know… but If it was I vs. Gates back then… I would of hired assassins…

#49

Sounds awful , you have never ridden a roller coaster either 😒

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#50

Coward. You do it face to face, unarmed like a man. We need to bring back trial by combat for minor legal disputes.

#51

When I step on a piece of gravel I comparatively climb the equivalent of Everest.

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#52

How could you afford the assassin if it was before you were successful though?

#53

I loved you in Lord of the rings

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#54

Good point…
So I just buy the gun my self

#55

Is it true that you once went through a telepod and got spliced with Jeff goldblum?

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#56

Perhaps

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#58

I like to combine Russian KGB with Nazi firing squad

#59

If it comes to it, I prefer to use a box cutter a la Fring. Major points for concealability as it’s not classified as a weapon.

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#60

I see , makes sense .

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