"You're not playing it right"

really
LOL, I was jerking off at the same time with peanut butter

HAHAH!!

nasty bow shots

Yeah, I saw. Recorded it for the chance of some salt.

While they’re at it, they need to seriously nerf the fucking range of the 2XL. It’s a revolver, not a sniper riflešŸ™„

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Fuck that magnum, hits like a truck at any range.

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Fireteam are just fucking odd, period. They deserve no mercy, no Reinforcements, no ammo crates, nada. All they deserve is to bleed out in the jungle and be eaten by rats, fucking scum…

…yeah, it’s been one of those sessions…

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I knew it packed a punch, but at the range this fucker was hitting me I couldn’t believe it. Fuck that weapon and whoever added it to the game😈

All they gotta do is reduce the ranged damage on it, it’d be the opposite of what they did to snipers by reducing their close range damage.

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Which for them is a mammoth task, and against their whole ā€œWe luv Fireteamā€ ethos. How hard can it be to reduce a variable value? Predator Bow headshot damage though, NERF THAT INTO THE GROUNDšŸ™„

Don’t forget the secret nerf to the combistick throw, wonder why that wasn’t listed either way pred is OP nerf their asses to the ground.

Yeah, I’ve felt that nerf lately. Throwing a combi into someone’s head and then hitting them with wristblades wondering why aren’t they dead yet.

There’s discouraging melee focused Predator play, then there’s just making it almost redundant except for Elder Sword spam. Feels like we are going in a slowly descending spiral, because they’ll probably nerf Elder Sword next and then I guess we just roar at FT like we are cheering them on for being able to hold square over and over šŸ˜’

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Roaring? That better be a goddamn meow I hear from you OP ass predators

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I doubt it. My bet is changing the net gun somehow.

That was some bs.

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The original thread I posted it in was a shit show too…

Coughs You showed mercy earlier, I saw it coughs

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!! IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE FIRETEAM, NOT HELP THEM EXFIL!!! YOU WERE MY BROTHER WEEVO!!

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That poor dude clearly had no chance though I felt bad. He did good he carried his team šŸ˜…

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And then the game repayed your kindness and sportsmanship the very next match with an immediate freeze, my heart sank when that happened. How you haven’t destroyed your controller by now is a testament to your patience. If it happened to me as much as it happens to you I would go full Monster Kyle and destroy all the drywall and controllers in existence.

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I just blue screened literally ten seconds ago. Jesus fucking Christ

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