1.08 AVAILABLE NOW

im on ps4 by the way

You mean you’ve never had toast that was made on my overheated console?

You have no friggin idea what you’re missing!
It’s a feature your PC doesn’t have. Probably high end, sophisticated cooling technology.

Please, everybody knows that graphics mean nothing. It’s all about this 2-in-1 toaster. Had it since 2014 and it still makes great toast!

But I bet all you can do is play toast simulator.

My favourite part is when console war trolls like you complain about that when it’s cold, I can just play my PS4 and I’ll get nice and warm.

Oh snap, 3-in1!!! It’s a heater too!!!

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The graphics in the customisation menus seem much crisper (PS4 also), and they did a really good job with Dutch. Visually he’s awesome, have yet to test him as I’m out. The new assault rifle with grenade launcher worries me a bit, I have enough issues with frags from my team taking me out and now another made option. All classes could equip the new weapon, so once I’m home I’ll try it out. I’m praying it has impact projectiles

doesn’t seem to transfer over to in-game tho, weird decision… it’s literally like night and day ;;)

Yup, I keep my food nice and warm atop my trusty PS4Pro 🤣

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What’s it like with 4 Dutchs on a team, I so want to see the memes from that shitshow 🤣

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it’s pretty funny tbh haha I do love being able to kill Dutch 4 times lol

How am I supposed to take the match seriously seeing 4 Dutch clones bumbling around saying the same audio lines🤣🤣🤣 It’ll be like the Meeseeks🤣

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Still downloading … what did they change?
Dont talk about dutch i already got these lines want some other details …

The patch notes are available now, check them out👍🏼

OMFG IM SO JEALOUSE I NEED THAT FEATURES NOW!

PLS TELL ME IT EXIST FOR ONLY 99.99$?

XDDD

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imagine if they start to scream to go to the choppa together XD

Your reply was all over the place, I don’t even know who it’s intended for lol.

But if you want that 3-in1, you better act fast!
Line up quick for the newer version. It heats up even faster, I might start making grilled cheese sandwiches on them.

Heck, maybe a quesadilla. They’re flat, so I’m sure you can heat them in the disc slot and BAM! Done in 5 minutes. It also comes with the features to get “PC Master Race” upset that they don’t have these features.

Remember Xbox 360 and RROD?
Well they were just the first to discover these features.

I’m telling you, you don’t know what you’re missing!

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Like evolve, in 5 years time I will still be playing this game on pc with my friends if I want, You wont even have the option. You don’t have to get confused, It’s not that I deserve better its that I just get better. Ya know?

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It’s not a dig at ALL PC players, just arrogant fools like Dent. I’ve met some cool PC players in this game, but until they address certain things that give them unfair advantages I’ll be sticking to crossplay being off.
Sincerely, I hope this game is fixed for PC players so that they can enjoy it like it was meant to be enjoyed and they work out cross-platform invites so we can keep gaming with the cool ones👍🏼

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Thats nice thing i ever saw thanks

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If you were really a ps4 player would you know how to type? I think not checkmate.

🤣🤣🤣damn it, you got me🤣🤣