A haiku for P:HG

#1

Applying camo,
I need some fucking ammo,
Buff Pred, Nerf FT

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#2

Anybody got ammo

2 Likes
#3

I’m downed with a headache!
Where’s the Support Field Medic!?
Pred’s here, claimed there.

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#4

I NEED SOME FUCKING AMMO!

3 Likes
#5

A blinding flash
Sword and Knife clash
Hello Bluescreen.

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#6

This game is crap
But I ain’t gonna rap
It’s time to go fap

2 Likes
#7

Little sus

#8

Females don’t fap, they flick😏

#9

My turn. Ahem…

Predator Hunting Grounds

Crashes all the time

And has more bugs than a 1 year dead hooker

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#10

I think you’re offending a hooker by comparing her to P:HG 😁

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#11

Second winded the Predator flees
Scout pursues with 2XL in hand
No escape, Predator Downed.

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#12

Get to the Choppa

#13

Dying Predator feasts on a boar
“Surprise ugly motherfucker” laughs Dutch
Predator Downed, Bomb defused.

#14

Counter terrorists win

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#15

Caster is now aimed.
Plasma has now maimed the man.
Taunt playback: “Hurry up and help me!”

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#16

This feed is dope
Someone get the rope
Let’s tie up illfonic
And mix up some good tonic
We’ll make this game better ourselves
Time to pull the movies off the shelves
Ring the bell
Cause we ain’t going to hell

…also illfonic I swear i dont actually want to tie yall up 🤣

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#17

Glad you made that clear don’t want to offend anyone( jk obviously lol)

#18

They’re lucky they’re based in the US is all I’m saying on that matter.