a knife chopped half of my health IN A SECOND

#24

#fucktheft

#25

Are you employed in loss prevention? Why do you say fuck theft so often??? Stats show that shoplifting is lower than 3 years ago, anyhow.

#26

because brick and mortar stores are on decline and there are far less than there were 3 years ago.

Thereā€™s also other stuff, such as self checkout, in which shoplifting goes unnoticed.

Thereā€™s plenty of theft now on online stores, from both customers and carriers. But that I believe does not classify as ā€œshopliftingā€

#27

Damnit chop you know damn well what Iā€™m saying
Fuck the F I R E T E A M

andchopratoolol

#28

Chop rat oolol??? i dont get it. who is Rat Oolol and why do you want them chopped?

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#29

The vena cava is my favorite bit to go for
they bleed out quick, but not too quick

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#30

I dunno about tops, but your mumā€™s the bottom EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

#31

You son of a bitch, where have you been?

#32

He was sucking on a monster tat!

#33

Renal veins and arteries are also good for that, as the veins directly connect to the inferior vena cava and the arteries to the abdominal aorta, respectively.
And itā€™s easier to get to as that cause that pesky spine isnā€™t in the way as much.

A direct severing of either one and thatā€™s maybe a minute or two max, half that if you get both in one go.
Only downside is youā€™ve got to be behind it to get a good chance at hitting them.

#34

In the middle of the fuckin ocean

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#35

Oh thereā€™s definitely easier veins to go for, but thatā€™s why I feel unreasonably skilful whenever I hit the cava. Itā€™s just my own personal badass boost.

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