A MASS FESTIVUS MIRACLE! Christmas is upon us!

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and forr you MOFOS who stuck around for no apparent reason on these god given forums, may I introduce myself!

I’M ST.MASS, leader of your cult!
And for all those boys and girls who no longer exist in this forum, may they live in peace. But for those trolls sticking around, let me be the first to give you an early notice.

PHG is HERE TO STAY!!!

YAAAAAAAA
Now, I’ll be visiting to you all between today and the end of the year to deliver to you ‘something’.

IT WILL MYSTIFY,IT WILL BEWILDER YOU!
what that is is yet to be determined.

To celebrate, lets have a family friendly moment with our pal @Scarface_1983
He will deliver on the goods, and silence my opposers.

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*goods have been sourced from the Melon Cartel Cult

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#5

Exceelent~!

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#6

Mass can you stop with this fağgot ass gen z frog?
It’s the fucking stupidest thing ever used by fucking idiots.
Go back to randy savage.

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Fuck you we got bidness

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Methmas!
Everywhere you go
Take a look at the lab instruments, they’re glistening once again
With cocaine and chemicals that glow!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Methmas
Products in every store
But the prettiest sight to see is the package that will be
On your own front door!

A pair of Columbian bricks and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben
Drugs like ketamine and fentanyl
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
And Ahab and I can hardly wait for sales to start again!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Methmas!
Everywhere you go
There’s a dealer in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well
He’s the burly kind that doesn’t mind the snow!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Methmas!
Soon the sales will start
And the thing that’ll make 'em ring is the orders that you place
Right on the dark web!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Methmas!
Product in every store
But the prettiest sight to see is the package that will be
On your own front door!

Sure, it’s Methmas once more!

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#10

I hate you

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#12

har har har!
@Fire you be the fire in my farts! That means i ate too many red hot peppers, too much of that haberneros and scotch bonnets! You the beast @Fire!!

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  1. IM the leader
  2. What are you delivering me!
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#16

This is so fucking lame.

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Sir, its a surprise!