Welcome loved ones, family, and friends, thank you all for coming today to share in this wonderful occasion. Today we are gathered here together to unite @Eshtion and @Finessology in championship.
With this title I, TheSenate, vest you, @Finessology, to be no other than a champ. You promise to cherish Esh always, to honor and sustain him, in sickness and in health, in poverty and in wealth, and to be true to him in all things until death alone shall part you.
YOU DO.
With this title I, TheSenate, vest you, @Eshtion, to be no other than a champ. You promise to cherish Fin always, to honor and sustain her, in sickness and in health, in poverty and in wealth, and to be true to her in all things until death alone shall part you.
YOU DO.
Eshtion and Finessology have been chosen as champions here as a symbol of their love. With this, I pledge you both to champs and may you love each other now and forever. By the power vested in me by the state of the Melon Council and PHG Forum, I now pronounce you Champ and Champ.
