“A poem to myself”. Oh sweet man, glorious bastion of intrigue and justice. Friend to animals and master of all beasts. A beast master who with sword in hand slays dragons and ignoble kings. The greatest gift to women this world or any world has ever known. Be it upon me to wait for the one wise enough to shower me with gifts in hopes I will in return shower her with my seed. Oh virtuous one am I. Beyond man, beyond God. I am…CHAMPION. #GETSOME
A spring day's poem
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oh…faptaculous.it was going ok, until you said that. Now @Kassinaillia needs to censor you and keep this family friendly.
Note Kass it is not NSFW, he is just promoting his new brand of potato seeds.
Guaranteed to help your potatoes grow into CHAMPS! Buy now today at www.JimHarbaughWQLVETheChamp.com/Seed
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I love how you have specify that its not NSFW.
homies gotta cover homies
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FROG ACQUIRED
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That was what I figured it was
Isnt a poem meant to rhythm?
No not really.
Depends on the poem.
Like a haiku is about the syllables not the rhyme.
I dont know why I know this shit, not like i really care. I dont even read. I dont even know why I’m typing this.
I’m fucking bored.
We call those CRISPS where i’m from YAR!
That makes two of us 👍🏻
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you’re thinking of RAP MUSIC which sucks. some down syndrome guy mumbling about murdering people over a programmed beat. Poetry is ART set to words. #ENJOY
Hes skilled and he’s handsome
Your spines are for ransom
Champ in the jungle, come get some
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Ah the ending fell flat for me but idk the rhythm you’re going for. But glad to see you’re keeping this going lmao.
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I had to include ‘come get some’. I actually didn’t like the beginning
Shawn will knock it out of the ballpark
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I am a hunter of some renown,
Your buttocks are my hunting grounds,
Come get some, ass up, face down.
Lmao those first two lines are from a video lmao.
Let me know if you get at least a chuckle out of it.
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The lyrics in the vid are really wild. Unexpected mesh, but it works. Impactful.
Your third line fits well with the vid lyrics
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Hey , thats not funny , I am half downs