A Story Of A Certain Champion

Lucky me running into the champ, what excuse is it now? I believe it’s 2-0 now. I was with randoms too. We even got his body lol.

There’s a lot you need to improve such as not leaving the bow to the very last minutes of your death. You’re too predictable with your movements. And run Katana instead of Elder sword with Ghost, the bleed helps significantly.

I give your attempt 4/10.



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You guys know he’s trolling all of you though…

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Of course…the problem is trolling is a lot like bluffing. When you’re called and don’t deliver, you need to either switch it up or walk away

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Trolling or not, if you’re bluffing me, expect your ass spit roasted lol.

True, but I’m just saying… he is definitely having a good time.

Was he using katana? I use hammer and bow on my Valkyrie. I rarely use her though. I find her a bit unappealing. I prefer cleaving skulls with the club on Zerk/Viking.

Elder sword and bow.

Nice! I use that combo on my Lost Tribe P2 Scout Pred. Why does no one like the hammer? I faced a Valkyrie yesterday that used it and it was quite fun. I think it’s one of the only times in recent weeks I can recall getting smacked by it.

Hammer is easily avoided along with Axe. I run Valk with Fervent, Discs and Elder Sword, fun set up.

Yeah, but it’s an insult not to use axe on Viking. I always bring that and the club. It’s fun downing someone with the club and then coming in with the axe to smack the reviving ft member in the ass.

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WOW WOW WOW.

Is that YOU with a kukulkan avatar???

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Yes

His controller is busted, so he claims 🤷🏽‍♂️

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You rock.
CANCEL THAT.

For the crime of using a smite avatar you must pay dearly.
You need to die.

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Lol, I like playing Smite now and then. Like watching Double J do his wacky ass set ups. Plus it was the coolest Avatar I could find.

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I think its just instinct for smite players to wanna murder anyone with a smite avatar xD.

Everytime I see one I’m like
OH HELL NO lmao.

You better ward the jungle cause I’m coming at you like Loki.

XD sounds so lame but I’m sticking with it.

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Also I fkn love kuku.

They make sacrifices in my name.
I AM KUKULKAN

lol

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Sobeks opening line for the standard skin cracks me up every time lol.

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My favorite line from him is,
I got a toothache, can you take a look for me?
It’s the one in thr back.

Or,
Someones gonna pay for all those boots.

His pirate skin joke lines are fkn great.
I love spamming joke and you just hear the bird go crazy xD

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Hey I know you!!!

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Possibly lol.

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