an actual fucking announcement.

#1

well it seem that the update might arrive before or after the dev stream the 26 of april.

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#2

usually ā€¦usualllyā€¦usuallyā€¦before.

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#3

Updates in general are usually delivered on Tuesdays (Patch Tuesday) by pretty much everyone out there.

Though illfonic has released patches on Fridays in the past, the last one released on a Friday was back in September. From then on all patches have been delivered on a Tuesday.

TBHā€¦ I donā€™t even think we will get an update-update and all we will get is probably a hotfix or some rebalancing work. More than likely a nerf to Valkyrie and Scout-duelist and some more fireteam ā€œneededā€ buffs because you knowā€¦ potatoes and stuff

#4

I bet you the farm that we will get something like a grape shader or a water melonshader for Valkery. thats about it. nothing moreā€¦except maybe ā€¦a fix for ā€¦nerfing ā€¦knife?

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#5

TGIF BURD TURGLARS!

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#6

today is not friday BadBoi! nobody gets you!

#7

buff FT nerf pred

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#8

YGIGTBF!!

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#9

If the dev stream is the 26th, maybe the update will drop this week, against all odds.

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#10

Guessing Friday. Closest they can release it without paying overtime

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#11

Honestly donā€™t even care anymore. This game is such broken fucking trash.

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#12

@Durbs2001

Keep that bonk stick at the ready

Cleopatra is sure to get those juices flowing

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#13

iā€™m not surprised maybe they merge Valk with Berzerker and give it a female default body and add a price tag of 5bucks.

were going to have some kinda of winged visage on the helmetā€¦with goldā€¦and ā€¦earings.
and its going to have a huge melee weapon kind of like the Hammer or the Axe. or its just as slow asā€¦the samurai sword. and we wonā€™t be able to throw it eitherā€¦oh fuck meā€¦ for being a prophet.

#14

I would imagine some sort of spear or staffe?

#15

fuck me ā€¦a spearā€¦that looks longerā€¦but we canā€™t throw it! Thats the bonus!

#16

Something along those lines šŸ˜

#17

Donā€™t expect much from this next update. Itā€™s gonna be a bummer.

#18

A special bow that looksfunny, that canā€™t charge up.
or a unique wristblade that can only hit ONCE!
or a disk that you can ONLY use as melee and doesnā€™t have a throwing capability??

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#19

I wouldnā€™t be surprised.

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#20

As it states in the Bible
Leviticus 20:15
Shall a man lay with a animal he will surly be put to death and the animal will be killed
I will do what I must