Angry at the Devs for the MELONS INFLUENCE!!!!

Listen you fucking shit, 'm sick of your hostility. If i ever figured out your true motivations, i will single handedly destroy every game you every thought was fun to play and add…MELON shaders!!!
YES Thats right! I will add shitty multicoloured melon shaders…for no apparent reason…
you know the type!!!
@Fire
You know what you did!!! You single handily influenced the devs with your foolishness.
So i ask you was it worth it? Are you truely an influencer? or are you actually a DEV!!!

I already knew you muther fuckers already pepper your silly little selves in this forum, anonymously so that you can pretend you’re just a random fan but here you are …had had stakeholdership in this game and didn’t bother to tell us. Well, fuck you!
I was playing this game from day one of release, but you mother fuckers decided to come on this gravy train of a forum, speak your mind, then systemically act upon YOUR OWN PERSONAL REQUESTS while ignoring all of the rest of the forums.

THere is no retort for this. Its already too late. Did i know all along, you bet.
Could I have done anything better or more differently? No.

Well let me tell you something, I am better than you! I will always be better than you! And STRONGER!
and I WILL MESS YOU UP IF I EVER MET YOU !

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Here’s A Melon Pin For Your Troubles 🍉 🧷

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Gud…at least one muther fucka is making gains off of those stupid melon heads!

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I’ve got more melon gear coming this was a test run with this item

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oh. ok. get a life you numb skull.

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You ain’t shit never gonna be shit

melonmelon

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fuck yo shit, you never had shit. So dont ask fo shit!

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NNNNooo! taste the rainbow!! ill fight you!

Mass lay off the crack for one night bud.

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I swear to god Rey Rey, me and your wife, tonight while you’re sleepin…
I slap the bangos

My melon is the juiciest.

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you have awaken?!

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Yes I have

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See the light of the melon, Mass. We can help you get clean of the meth & get your life back on track, buddy.

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You read that right, Bert. Just be sure to swallow the seeds, instead of spit Ernie laugh

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Mass you have allowed your irrational hatred of the melon to blind you, and while blinded you have made yourself a servant to the melon as we all are.
You serve to fulfill the Ultra Mega Melon’s plans through your actions, though you realize it not. All hail Ultra Mega Melon.

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You are the tiniest accordian…nobody listens to

You’re fucking ugly.

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