Need help lmfao!
Anyone got any tips or ideas on what to do when you get kicked out of your house and on the streets lmao!
Bruv , you ok lol ?
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Basically parents kicking me out the house over some BS 😂😂😂😂
What did you do lol ?
Basically just broke a few rules. It was so petty but they took it out of proportion and I stood up for myself and they didn’t approve. Life moves on my guy
Go to your local church and ask if you can stay there for a while.
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if you transition you can be a woman and check into a women’s homeless shelter. it’s what a lot of my friends have been doing
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Lmfao!
you asked a serious question i will give you a serious answer, i didnt know homeless people would laugh at this but okay. and if you’re homeless how is your phone or computer charged up with internet for you to type in here?
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McDonald’s wifi.
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From other post you’ve made. It’s a well known fact that you’re a proficient street fighter. So find the biggest fucking bum you can and just beat the shit out of him. That will establish dominance. Once you become their leader, the other bums will pay you homage by bringing you discarded food, cigarette butts, and half empty beers that may or may not contain human urine. That’s how you build an empire: fear.
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I’m being kicked out soon hasn’t happened just yet lad
i want to piggyback on what Sgt CellTech said: start Street Fighting, if you know the buttons one fighting games, you know how to fight real bad dudes in the streets of Birmingham, and once you get that respect, i am certain you will have a lot of women willing to share their bed with you. Or men. whatever your preference could be i wont judge
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They’re empty threats. No parent would put you out on the streets. You’re not built for it. They’ll condemn you to a life of sodomy. They’ll pass you around like currency out there. Say you’re sorry. And be grateful you have a roof over your head.
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Rich maidens pay well to be pleasured by the greatest of champions.
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my friend in Alabama was kicked out of his home recently but once he gave his dad a handy with his mouth, he was back home in no time!
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No it’s actually happening lad hahah! But I don’t give a fuck. What’s happened happened. I’ll firm it. I’m a tough guy, I have a job, just need to try and find somewhere cheap asf.
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Directed by David Fincher
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It’s not happening, lad.
Two things are gonna happen:
You’re gonna pack your shit and as you’re about to walk out the door you’re gonna look back at your mommy and burst into tears begging to stay in which, they’ll say yes. Deep down they’ll think you’re a pu$$y but they’ll still love you unconditionally.
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