Anyone got sum fun lil' anecdotes?

Idk why, but I’m bored and my fucken internet crashed or shit so no more DRG for now. I’ll go first;
Back when I was doing my psychology degree, I had to share a room in the uni with some guy. Now, he seemed nice enough (and, honestly, he was a decent lad, considering how well he put up with me and my random alcohol bottles) but one day, just randomly, he just dissapeared. Like, he was flat-out not across the room from me when I woke up that morning. I was confused, but I knew he was doing another degree as well so I didn’t think much of it (hey, it was 7:00 in the morning. It didn’t occur to me that lectures don’t start until later). Anyway, went to my lecture, learned a bit of crim psych, and then bought a couple dozen packs of chips from a vending machine for lunch. He still didn’t come back to the dorm. I was genuinely concerned, so I gave him a ring and he sounded out-of-breath, surprised, and somehow embarrased. I think some of the more dirty-minded of you will see where this is going. I asked where he was, and he said he was at someone’s house, and I thought “lucky bitch”. He got back an hour later, and was blushing like hell. I asked him whose house he was at, and after a bit of prodding, he mumbled the adress.
That
Adress
Belonged
To
The
Psychology
Course
Professor.
Kid was goin places lol

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