Yup another reason why this movie was pointless.
Army of the dead
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The fact nobody asked “why don’t we just go in after the bomb” when there is no zombies , and just take a walk with the money 🤔 fucking idiots .
The fact the contents of the safe survived the driving plot of a bomb? Renders the entire retarded plot useless .
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Don’t forget that the very beginning was just nonsensical. A military convoy housing the govt’s greatest BOW is stopped by one car blowing up in front of it when it should’ve just crumpled and been tossed aside.
Then when it’s revealed that the containment has been breached the comms lady told the incompetent soldiers to leave the area immediately (I assume an airstrike may have been incoming but there was never an explosion.) Also why wasn’t there a drone guarding it as well?
Also the alpha at the time was bald and bullet proof but later on he’s rocking a full head of hair and requires a bulletproof mask (how the fuck he got this nobody knows).
This applies to the end and was just annoying to me but how come when they killed the alpha in the chopper by shooting him in the head with the pistol his head blew up everywhere but when Batista gets shot in the same place he just has a small bullet hole?
His flesh and bones were probably fresher? I dont know 😁
You know how dumb snyder is when the movie is called army of the DEAD , but they can breed and the hair was just hair to me 😁 . I guess even if you die your hair still grows somewhat? Does it ever explain how long the outbreak was? I dont think the main one was actually dead dead , he was more of an enhanced infection? The actual “zombies” were a product of other infected people biting them?
So the “alpha” can make you another sort of enhancement, but if they bite you then you are a stupid zombie? He just took a basic concept and thought he was clever adding in variations of what we know as zombies . It didn’t pay off , in my opinion.
The real victim is the poor fuck that was getting head 😒
Also , I think the “alpha” could get shot and killed , he just was hard to kill with his speed and intelligence etc? They obviously hinted he came from area 51 , the next two movies will fill in some bullshit holes no doubt . Its his vision, bro , dont you dare say it isn’t perfect! 👉🏻
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Least he went out happy in a ball of fire.
So if the alpha bites you you’ll become a zombie but if he bites you lovingly you become another of the alpha type. I think the whole bombing and containment of Vegas took at least a month otherwise it would have raised more questions of why didn’t the raccoon city the shit of Vegas already.
Why the fuck did they even have camps beside a possible , end of the world , zombie apocalypse outbreak!? 😆
Just throwing in a “border wall” theme while they were at it .same with the new purge , big time shilling on the border shit.
Happy? Yes , in a ball of fire? Yes , but did he bust a nut? Doubtful. Thats the real travesty here
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F.
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I’m tearing up just thinking about it
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How about the aliens rip off character, who managed to escape the zombies, to then be in an open hall and instead of covering her ? They fucking run off and leave her? Strength in numbers wasn’t a viable gameplan for them 😁
A team? They leave every asshole to die and weaken their group at every encounter . Fucking idiots
I was fucking laughing my ass off when I saw that scene lol, I knew she was a goner the very second she called out the guy who will obviously betray them but I was not expecting everyone to just leave her when she could have literally been saved and instead light the gasoline can and let her be both eaten and burned alive.
Also why did traitor man leave them all locked behind the grate when trying to get to the chopper if none of them (except for French lady) knew that he was shady and they were all carrying money, wouldn’t it have been better to stay as group at least until they get to the chopper considering there’s an undead tiger roaming about?
Still flabbergasted as to how the zombie animals could see or smell or move for that matter when they’re missing either half their face, all of their face, and a lot of muscle on their legs.
It was just shit writing , mate . My guess is they needed a villain within the group to make a sub plot? Hack snyder lives up to his name.
The animals , again , he put something in to say “look what I did 😏” . Hes a fucking goon .
Even the opening credits 😆 , “let’s just parachute into the undead hordes👍🏻”.
Whole movie was a pointless mess, at least making fun of it is entertaining.
Ooga booga caveman brain idea right there.
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What could go wrong 😆 .
I find it mind boggling that not one person considered the safe would protect the money , and they could just retrieve it 🙄.
They weren’t a very bright bunch were they , I’m guessing they left so many of them to die so they could get a bigger cut 🤔 😄 . That would be hacks excuse
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Safe issues aside apperantly getting the head of an alpha was the primary but hidden goal if so why bother with the safe since it would be fine regardless just hire a team to retrieve a head which shouldn’t be too hard if they did it pretty easily earlier.
Well yeah , they would have been more prepared with no distractions of safe cracking , plus they could have had the safe contents as payment after the bomb?.
It was very fucking odd that the blonde woman waited until they were inside , before she told them “these zombies are different and more intelligent and tactical” .
Bitch , dont you think that would be something you would brief them with before plodding on in!? 😆
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Why would she when every single one of those assholes were incapable of working together, it’s almost like making a makeshift team of assholes to perform a heist in a zombie infested city with a timeframe of 4 days sounds like a bad idea luckily for them they found a safe cracker that’s capable of unlocking a one of kind safe.
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When they go in , thats literally the first zombie they encounter 😆 shoot the fucking cat , shoot the other zombie and take the head!? It was only like 30 fucking feet from the door 😄😄😄😄.
I’m guessing they thought nobody would approve of making more zombies and would never help them . If they would go to the lengths they did , why not just say they could find a possible cure ? But they need the head to do it?
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More to the point , why did they even need to crack the fucking safe!? It was the owner that sent them in! Did he forget the combination!?
You could say that someone on site only had the combination, but they never confirm it do they?
Nope, I think they just needed a quirky safecracker for the laughs or something, they also needed the YouTuber guy that wasn’t a soldier but got like 8 headshots on video so clearly he’s qualified. Funny thing was YouTube guy was the best character in the movie as he question everything and gave a shit about everyone to an extent.
Yeah , him and the vasquez rip off were the only decent characters.
The most sensible was the guy that told them to stick the mission up their ass and left 😄