QUIT YOUR WANKING AND GET OUT OF BED, YOU CRAB SUCKING FAGG0T! OR I WILL EAT YOU!
Hah! Jokes on you, I wank on the roof from the hours of 10:45am-11:27am on weekdays and from noon till 1 on weekends!
Aight I’m gonna eat you
You don’t eat cannibal, cannibal eats YOU!
om nom nom nom
You got eated
You’re right, I’m just another voice in your head now.
No, your brain is my homicide/wank den now. Just accept it.