Autism Awareness in PHG

#1

Are you aware when I stare at your hair with my menacing glare that somewhere I wish you could be Tony Blair??

Aspergers is a super-power! So STOP FUCKIN WITH ME COS YOU MAKE ME WANNA SCREAM (RiP Michael Jackson x He was innocent but Sony got salty as fuck cos he beat them in 4D Chess so they got the Yakuza to whack him with a rubber hammer!)

And if you have any doubts, watch 2018 The Predator!! If it’s in the movies then it is true, and I am your God now!! Them Yautja are trying to steal my DNA!! HELP ME!! DEEZKNUGHTZ!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!

Things the movie DID NOT get accurate;

  • Not ALL loud noises are scary. Depends. For example, the sound of a Scottish woman screaming “Oh Danny!” loudly with all her might in the early hours is peak audio! Ask Mardigans lmao

  • We can not translate Yautja that fluently. Especially now Badlands shat all over the canon with the Codex nonsense. I have read the sacred Jedi texts, it’s fanfiction and full of shit.

  • Tape 4 of the Isabella DLC sends me into uncontrollable laughter btw nothing to do with that movie, but it has to be heard to be believed lmao

  • The special Predator Iron Man suit is hilarious, and somehow Predator want Fireteam to be even more OP than they already are. RETCON THAT SHIT ASAP before my tisms start to jism and you will never hear the last of it.

  • Olivia Munn is peak bae of the franchise. Fight me. I know she shot herself in the footsie, but I sucked her toes clean and now she is okay. Typical woman…

If there is anything that I missed, feel free to correct and erect me.

Now shut it muppets. Incase you haven’t figured it out, I am going through one of my “ascents into chaos” but eventually I’ll peak, plateaux and probably nosedive into one of my “descents into profane insane in the membrane” phases. You’ll know because I disappear for ages.

Good enough for you UNC wid da funk??

Outstanding. Now fuck off. This thread is for my fellow autists. Do NOT make us conspire together, weaponised autism is more powerful than a nuke. Just ask Shia LeBUFF how that Capture The Flag went for him, he still hasn’t recovered. He even converted to Gods little gang to try and escape us!! NO BOT!! WE AIN’T FINISHED!! WE IZ PLANNIN N SHEEEEEEIT!!!

GGs brother, sisters and lizards from Yautja Prime!!

#2

https://www.youtube.com/live/PbCsBwy1q-4?si=oKqf2_gIoAVIH6s0

Come, drink deep of the well of madness, bathe in the blood of our enemies, let their women dance and rejoice that the Alphas are back in town!

MY STREAMS ARE NSFW! BE WARNED!

MY STREAMS ARE A SAFESPACE FOR EVERYONE (except Sonia)! No homophobia, transphobia, Irishpobia, Russiaphobia or any kind of phoby nonsense INCLUDING ARACHNAPHOBIA!! LEAVE THOSE SPIDERS ALONE MATEY!!

My number 1 (and only 1) nephew is gayer than a gay frog. He loves him some cockwomble, and I love him dearly!! He is my sisters firstborn! And anybody who has a problem with him will have a problem with me.

My babygirl, the light of my life, my God-daughter is non-binary. Whoever makes her smile disappear will quickly join it. I am very good at digging holes in the earth, comes with being a Land Surveryor for years! You all fold up nicely in the same space.

My current elated state and continuous happiness is in part thanks to some very special friends, who have helped reignite my passion for this game as well as help me to exercise my writing skills. And for that, I am forever grateful. And for them, I will be forever loyal. You know who you are, thank you so much for your friendship and support. You people mean the world to me x

Anyone else?

#3

It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day and because I am a bot and don’t know how to retitle my stream while it is running I have started a fresh one!!

https://www.youtube.com/live/152nzx_5goc?si=Fhdp8IU_yJrEI9Pv

#4

lifes to short to waste on people who record video of themselves wasting their life.
Who here clicked on the youtube link anyways? bunch of inbred shmuks!

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#5

I just watched for a bit typed in your comments to XD

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#6

Don’t you insult my loyal morons!! Fuck off back to your research or whatever the fuck your mind is roleplaying today. Shut it muppet.

#7

Nobody, because everyone is full of the talk on the forum hiding behind fucking fake personas and bumping their gums, but nobody has the testicular fortitude to actually be themselves and say it to me.

Slack jawed Fraggles, everyone! Bots I tell thee, fucking bots!

#8

https://www.youtube.com/live/F_ajku6srx0?si=8gPPeBWWBLfwnLBK

Come and say that to my face little girly! I have a short window before I must spread Seasons Greetings upon the land, so be there or be scared!

#9

Yes.

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#10

No. You’re not welcome anymore. Until you apologise for saying I was unstable!! You got it all wrong, I am unhinged you fucking bot!! Get it right!!

#11

Actually, I won’t apologise, since you dragged my missus into this.

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#12

You mean MY misses ;) I will steal all of the misses, they will belong to me and they will be so much happier in my divine presence! @James-Cameron will conduct the ceremonies, and declare us Unhinged Alpha &wifeys!! It will be the most beautiful thing that has ever happened to this forum.

I’m already planting the necessary seeds into their minds, ask @Widjumm He’ll tell you how I try to seduce his girly with promises of Deep Fried Mars Bars!!!

You should have kept her a secret, now the world knows that she belongs to me now!! YARR!! Come m’hearties!! Leave these effeminate ‘males’ and be my Pride!! Like LION KING, but crazy and wild!!! RARR!!

And apology acceptance period has expired! It has been over 48hrs and our agents will now be forwarding your details to the CIA!! YES!! And then I will summon the almighty BOOYAKASHA to stalk you, harass you and ultimately break you until you come back, weeping at my feet, begging it to stop! But it will be too late again!! Once I unleash BOOYAKASHA, you’re fucked matey!!

#13

Yeah you’re fucked up you. Ffs man.

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#14

Indeed I am, thank you!! Now that wasn’t hard was it, a little affection brother never harmed anyone (no last Rolo though!). Come, have coffee!! I am going to show people how not to play Chopper! There will be NO Choppa for the Fireteam!!

https://www.youtube.com/live/Usb83taNb3g?si=0kUbwYk7Yx3oAw9e

#15

It turned out that there was indeed a Choppa for the Fireteam… Choppers nice and bouncy, but it only takes one Recon Spotter + SAWZ and your day is pretty much done. 3 matches, 3 losses. Chopper is ass as fuck. And maybe that’s why he was always in the dugout looking kinda weak. I’ve seen Alien v Predator, Chopper was pretty deft but illfonic mustn’t like the poor boy much.

#16

James Cameron was the choppa. Therefore it was an unfair contest.

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#17

Then at least I can rest now, knowing that it was only James Cammy himself that prevented me from glory…and was preparing me for greater trials and victories!!

#18

https://www.youtube.com/live/yu_712nqfoY?si=AXvL-y3DorY0FFlI

Bless me with your presence!! Lead me to glory!!