Avgn remastered on switch

Hey, y’all. I’m currently playing the Angry Video Game Nerd remastered collection on switch. Its a lot of fun, especially for those of us who remember classics like Mega Man and Castlevania on NES… but with a lot more dick and poop jokes and profanity. If you get a chance, you’ll probably enjoy it.

Probably enjoy it?!?!

Id rather suck the runny diarrhea from a pile invested kangaroo, through a straw made of batshit… I’d rather drag my balls through a cactus field, then clean the spines off with sandpaper… I’d rather sit my asshole on the horn of a rhinoceros, with my mouth strategically placed under the dick of a bladder filled giraffe.

IM DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS!!!

How does anyone hate an old school sidescroller that much?