I was ready to wish all of you fine people well and ride off into the sunset when I received this email from ILLFONIC LLC. “Dearest Jim, you and CELLTECH keep this game alive. you are the PROVERBIAL wind beneath this company’s WINGS. We’ve eliminated all recent losses from the books and reinstated you as CHAMPION. Your losses were due to rules being followed that we never set. if we didn’t want you to use the AXE it wouldn’t be in your load out. You are a BEAST. The ultimate MELEE combatant. They’ve made you bring slingshots to a gun fight. We here at ILLFONIC bend the KNEE and beg you to return and swing your MIGHTY AXE once more. Make them #GETSOME”!!! -ILLFONIC TEAM
BACK TO THE AXE #STILL CHAMP
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Here’s your trophy for your matches against the melons.
#YOUGOTSOME
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Ft is OP and they asked you to nerf yourself. Of course those matches didn’t count. Fighting with one arm(ONE HUGE ARM!!!) tied behind your back.
Asterisk games that should be removed from the record book.
I don’t care what those melons said. This is the man that won those FIGHTS!!!
#GETSOME!!!
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#GETSOME
Sounds like someone wants get put in the Steiner Recliner
Never go full peasant with the axe or berserker. Rules from day one.
Jim has triple h on his profile picture.
Mortal enemies
A reminder that his haters are always watching.
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Am I one of his enemies?
Anyone that isn’t with us(Jim and I) are our enemies.
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What are those refs doing? 😁
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They’re trying to stop an unstoppable force with Kung fu grip.
#NOMERCY
#COBRAKAI
#STEINERRECLINER>camelclutch
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They’re supposed to protect the wrestlers when they cant defend themselves. There were about 6 of them and they couldn’t do it. Vince should really try zip recruiter or indeed to find some qualified refs.
He had the crowd, the grip, and positioning. There’s no way in hell Triple H wasn’t leaving with a broken back that day.
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HHH had the refs, but that amount to much. Lol