Beware of Krampus, Jack Smith. He gives premades the smoke.

As a boy Jack once captured the prior Krampus. One Christmas Eve going after his grandmothers strudel. That’s why this generation is so fucked up. Santa had no one to keep him in check and he handed gifts out to all the children naughty and nice. Without Krampus we grew into a society that lost values and a backbone. But now Jack has become Krampus in order to repay his debt to society for fucking it over after he and The original Krampus (Danny Glover) where both shot by Santa. Jack has Now vowed to beat the naughtiest of children “Until they bleed from their eyes, their ears, and their ass!” If your an American Dad fan you a real one!

Merry Christmas ya’ll!

P.S. holla at me with your premades!

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Remember Santa is Evil

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And after the smiths. Jacks now based in Baltimore driving buses on the side to make a living lmao

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