Bible advice needed

Bought both an old and new testament of the King James Bible (for shits and giggles, of course) and now I’m completely stumped on where to begin. They don’t tell you how much shit is in the fucken Bible man… So where do yall think I should start?

  • Old Testament
  • New testament
  • To the garbage with it

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You googly eyed fool!

What
Is the poll not working or some shit
Edit: I don’t think it’s working, imma make this thread again cos i can’t fucken fix it now :/

listen you dummy there is nothing wrong with the poll. just your brain.

There’s several things wrong with my brain, you’re gonna have to be a lil more specific.

Fuck God and just test everything you hear with science… science is BLACK & WHITE… is or is not.

Uh, no. Science is theories, testing, evalutation and proving things using evidence. Very rarely in science is something just simply black and white. Precise does not equal simple. But yeah fuck God lol