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Disclaimer: These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, nor is the product intended for treatment or curation of any disease. Side effects may include reduced blood flow to brain, possible heart attack, stroke, hemorrhaging, siezure, and anaphylactic shock. Please use responsibly and immediately seek medical help if any of the above occur.