James Cameron is tired of you whiny subhumans and will soon be imposing the following changes.
Pred:
Bow damage reduced 30% and ammo reduced 80%.
Handheld caster now shoots backwards into the preds face. Only the elite will still win using this weapon. None of you will survive.
Cloak energy drain increased 300%
Thermal vision grants damage resistance to FT.
Target isolation removed as it is a stupid SPOONFED mechanic.
Plasmacaster now does a flat 150 damage per hit but also revives and heals FT for 140 health.
Trackers now track AI soldiers only.
Pred decoys now only play La Cucaracha. The official anthem of the preds.
All pred melee weapons damage reduced 40% except wristblade.
Netgun now fires confetti and triggers an AI dance party.
Pred targeting reticule removed.
All other pred ranged attacks disabled completely.
Players cannot disconnect until the FT secure the pred body.
Disarm sequence is one symbol only. Out of a selection of 2.
Bomb now has a 12 symbol arming sequence that the pred must complete before dying.
Mask now falls off if pred runs too fast.
FT:
All weapons damage increased 30%. Optional autoaim with sensitivity slider added to menus.
All pred melee attacks now autoparried even when knife not selected. Causes bleed damage to pred. Pred bitch scream sound now plays when pred is parried.
When asked “want some candy?” The FT will be presented with healing candy.
Minigun now holds 3000 rounds. Accuracy increased, damage increased, move speed penalty removed, zero spin up time.
Yelling abuse at the pred now causes damage.
Sound bug fixed for FT only.
OWLF suit now blocks all heat.
Mud lasts 5 minutes.
Female FT members no longer constantly yell annoyingly.
FT can now leap equal to pred.
More changes to come once the above is implemented.
Ilfonic. James Cameron is too busy to do this right now. You have 14 days to comply or infiltration units will be dispatched.
