Not since I woke up outside a 7/11 covered in Nutella and dead plant matter.
Have you tried drinking absinthe?
Not since I woke up outside a 7/11 covered in Nutella and dead plant matter.
Have you tried drinking absinthe?
No I haven’t actually.
Have you tried dividing by zero?
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Have you tried restarting my operating system?
One sec.
Have you tried updating your peenis modulator?
Painis.exe too large to update while running, requires force restart.
Have you tried turning me off and back on again?
phrasing was not the best there
Please recreate the following at your earliest convenience if you have a problem with us fucking around:
Have you tried removing the broom that’s up your ass?
Several times.
Oh well. Guess we need a new senate.
Have you considered the new SENATE might only come in emo?
Emperor Biden
It’s treason then.
I finally got the Painis update installed by the way, had to urethra fork a power socket.
Have you tried telling me to start being an emo bitch so you don’t have to buy a new me?
Oh theres a bunch of SENATE models.
You see a long time ago you put your conciousness into a robot. However something went wrong and you split into many different versions.
We were able to duplicate you, but it was never as a whole.
Are 3 top models are Emo SENATE.exe
Cat girl Senate.exe
And science senate.exe.
Theres also a few more.
Have you considered trying to restore yourself?
I take it Science Senate is the main OS currently running.
Have you tried sending me all the files so I can recomplile them into one and download that to fully restore myself? (Or is that a level of power that the universe must not see again until it is absolutely necessary?)
Il send it to you shortly.
Have you decided to be a real boy again?
Instead of…?
Have you tried being more clear with sleep deprived me?
Instead of a robot boy.
In a robot world.
AH AH AH
YAAAA
have you considered what new upgrades you want?
Increased memory, Painis hardware, and reaction time.
Have you been considering that IM A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WOOOORLD. LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FANTASTIC!!!
That’s the deluxe package.
No problem. Now if it was the premium package that would have been a problem.
Have you tried feeling pretty?
Oh so pretty?
What’s the premium package?
Have you tried realizing it was a nice try, but I know how those lyrics go?