Cannot cloak consistently while eating boars

Have you tried approaching his house without getting, as @Chuck-Tingle would so eloquently say, “pounded in the butt”?

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I have. I’m too old for him.
I stole all his liquor.

Have you tried going into the future?

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Me too but he said because I’m an emperor and therefore politician I must be interested in his products. Heeeeeeeeell naw.

Yeah, it worked too. You want to take the DeLorean for a spin?

Have you tried reaching 88 mph?

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Yeah.

You wanna go back in time and take some dinosaur eggs to create a dino army?

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Yes!

Have you tried making the mother of all omelettes from the eggs that won’t hatch? Or are you and Rey going to commit an unrivaled act of degeneracy and attempt to “artificially fertilize” the egg?

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That’s @REYNOSO_FUA11 department.
Hes involved with all the animal shit.

He might. Who knows.

I just want a raptor. I will call him, fluffy.

Have you decided what you want as your pet?

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Utahraptor.
Pretty much the irl velociraptor from Jurassic Park.

Or an ankylosaurus because mfs are walking tanks.

Have you talked to Rey about getting a meth empire set up in Albuquerque to fund this operation?

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Just leave the legal stuff to me.


Wait who does that make @Fire

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A toss up between Jesse or Skylar.

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@Cadillackid is Hector for sure though.

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That’s his zone.
I decide to focus on coke in Florida.
Also cigars. 100% Cuban.

Have you considered opening up a chain of night clubs with the council?

All of them melon theme.

My club will be the Melon hole.

@REYNOSO_FUA11
@Forever_Mello
@Cadillackid

Yall choose names for you clubs.

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Have you tried considering that mine will be named Big Melons?

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Sounds about right.

Have you have?

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Yes.

Have you?

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Had No choice but to.

Have you taken care of the recent sex scandal you got into?

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Yes but then I may or may not have got into another one.

Have you tried deleting the sex tape from the internet?

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You know once its out there , it’s out there for good.

Have you tried not getting exposed for being horny?

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Have you tried not referencing CatMaid FemSenate?

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That was more a reference to the original video but sure.

Have you tried smoking crack?

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