Cannot cloak consistently while eating boars

Yes.

Have you tried bringing out emo Senate for part of this?

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No I havent actually.
Hes too busy trapped in the abyss.

Have you tried entering a black hole?

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No, but there’s no time like the present! AAAAA.

Have you tried getting forklift certified?

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Nah who needs to get certified, this shits easy!

losses control and runs over 100 people

Have you tried getting me a good lawyer?

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Have you called Saul Goodman?

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Have you ever wondered why zues wanted to fuck the world?

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I mean what else is he gonna do in his free time? At least after the whole Greek/Roman thing he got a full time job with the OWLF to pass the time more productively.

Have you tried drilling holes in people’s skulls to let the demons out?

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No, it’s better to smash their heads with a sledge hammer.

Have you tried tasting the color of the lights?

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Not since the last time we had those escapades.

Have you tried figuring out why @Chuck-Tingle hasn’t been nominated best writer of all time by the awards academies?

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Because the damn degenerates out there want to keep chuck down!

Have you tried finding chuck tingle so he can make a movie?

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He keeps evading me but leaving hints in his novel titles as to the movie script. It’s promising so far.

Have you tried getting Steven Spielberg to film and John Williams + Hans Zimmer to do the score?

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Yep, they’re on board.

Have you located khi yet?

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Yeah. He’s in Witness Protection right now after the incident. Once we get the last few loose ends tied up he should be good to come back.

Have you tried getting Mello to appear via the rum ritual?

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No we need more ammo to get him to appear.

Have you tried creating a new type of ammo?

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Gotcha. Finishing touches in 3…2…1…
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Have you tried looking in like a Cabela’s for any more?

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I have not.

Have you tried making your own wine from scratch to sell?

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Making wine isn’t illegal, selling it without a license is. I BETTER CALL SAUL!!!
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Have you tried finding out why the rum is gone?

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Do you know you have rights?

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The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty every man, woman, and child in this forum is innocent. That’s why I fight for you PHG forum!

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Have you tried figuring out @John_Herbert secret to immortality?

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