My generation is filled with soy boy pinko commie liberals who can’t take a fucking joke I would take the chance of rebirth and kill myself I hate gen z so much
Cop Injustices so know your rights
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Lmao
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^
This
That feel when the comparative alright for a generation is a sociopathic biomed student who lives a double life as a booze manufacturer and dealer.
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To my FBI agents who just went:
For legal reasons, that was a joke. In fact, I am a joke. I would never, no could never do something like that.
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jokingly puts hands up You got me.
Agent @Ahab this will interest you as well.
Oh by the way, jokes aside the quote and initials T.S. In that notebook you recovered at the booze bust? That actually stands for and is a quote by Tom Sawyer, a fictional character created by Mark Twain. Not initials standing for TheSenate.
I’d narrow your search to fans of his work if I were you.
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You can’t lie your way out of this. We’ve been working with the world’s greatest detective on this case.
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My name is Sheev “TheSenate” Palpatine. I live at The Galactic Senate Building, Coruscant. This is my confession. If you’re watching this tape, I’m probably banned- permantly by my fellow forum members @Fire and @Ahab. They have been building a booze empire for over a year now, and using me as their chemist. Shortly after my return to full time college, they asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook alcohol, which they would then sell using connections that they made through their careers with the DEA. I was… astounded. I… I always thought them as very moral men, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something they knew and took advantage of. I was financially reeling from a return to full time college that was poised to bankrupt me. They put me in a catmaid outfit and took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small college booze operation could make. And I was weak. I didn’t want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. They had a partner, an admin named Kass. They sold me into servitude to the forum. And when I tried to quit, Kass threatened my account. I didn’t know where to turn. Eventually, F&A and Kass had a falling-out. Things escalated. Kass was able to arrange - uh, I guess… I guess you call it a “ban” - on Fire, and failed, but Fire was temporarily banned. And I wound up paying his vpn & porn subscription bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Fire was bent on revenge. Working with a man named OldKingHamlet, he plotted to get Kass fired and transfer admin to another account. The account that he used was me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I’m a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. They had risen to become the head of the PHG DEA. To keep me in line, they took my alts. For three months, they kept them. My fellow Melon Council Members had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, They gave me this. [Points to stab wound on my right hand, that I got officially got by “cutting a watermelon”] I can’t take this anymore. I live in fear every day that they will ban me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this post and hope that the world will finally see these men for the degenerates that they really are.
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That’s it I’m getting Slade
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I got Batman instead, prepare to have all your bones shattered.
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Keyword: ‘Florida’
Ikr? Childeren fucking suck.
Somehow, I don’t doubt that lol
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Who?
The guy from chicago
Oh 😅