I just wanted to take a minute to compliment myself on a very courageous performance I gave against The Melons yesterday. I had just received a Covid shot and was struggling physically but I knew I owed all my fans on here a performance so I suffered through immense pain for your entertainment. Though it resulted in a loss I had to tend with a controller doing its own thing as I peered at the TV with a hazy covid induced blur. Nevertheless my performance can be used as inspiration in these trying times. When it seems the world is falling apart perseverance is key.
Courageous Effort
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Stopped reading there.
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You have same performance of a retired pornstar who has to use multiple viagra’s to make himself even worth the effort.
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The fuck?
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What the hell? Yeah controllers problems, COVID shot, not to mention internet problems, and what were the other problems he had?
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Dont talk about me that way!!!
It may take 3 Viagra, a street fighter pill and a dbl shot of rhino testosterone but I can still perform like I did in the late 70’s!!
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Lol!!! I mean he is getting round 4 at some point today!!!
GET SOME?
MORE LIKE GIT GUD!
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I might be there for that one too lol. I was at least going to do a few rounds with @TheSenate later today.
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Your still alive?? I thought the great taco shortage of April claimed you!!!
Lol!!!
Bro they entered you. Dry.
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I love a good spidey meme!
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Facts
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I spit on him a little!!!
Ohh yeah!!!
He was wincing in agony…
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