With @JimHarbaughWQLVE in jail, the page has gotten stale. We need a new champ.
Who is more worthy than @Cozzar20?
Bare knuckle boxing champ. Elite PHG player. Devout Christian. And he’s still a virgin so he hasn’t been corrupted by women. Good son.
Cozzar new champ?
I SHOULD BE
Me and @PlayStation_sniper, @John_Wick_316, and @Madisyn_Skye beat the wqlve
And we have proof
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I could best this @Cozzar20 anytime I wanted in Phg. And frankly my fists have been itching to hit something besides @Fire…
I CROWN MYSELF THE NEW CHAMP
Look at my shiny new crown
It looks great with my gold star
You couldnt hit me even if you tried.
You’re gonna die in boot camp.
Youre gonna trip over a mop and crack your skull.
Gravity will kill you like the bitch you are.
too late
Your the knight
Wait the champ’s in jail?
We haven’t heard from him in a while
But I see him online playing elden ring and shit
He was too good so they had to lock him up
That’s not Jim. He would never. Towards the end Jim had to pawn his PS5 for beer money. A fuxking imposter is using his account right now. Freeloading off a free Psn subscription.
I will take screenshot soon
And show you the state of your beloved former champ
When he gets out of jail it won’t be his old lady with a shiner this time around. It’ll be you. For treachery.
Elite PHG Pro Player
Kinky?
Bruh, elden ring? I mean the guy was a whack before, but if he’s down bad for that one boss everyone won’t shut up about then he’s seriously irredeemable now bro.
He does enjoy big thicc construction worker fists.
That was fun. We should do this again.