DEAR DIARY, I AM ANGRY!!!

Because I missed a coupon tagged only for the weekend. So pissed!!! I could have saved like literally 3 bucks!!!
NOBODY FUCK WITH ME! I’m NOT IN THE MOOD! DO NOT @ ME!
and dont you dare ask what the coupon was for! Or I will mordor you!

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What was the coupon for?

do you really want to know? I’m going to need more than one who is curious because this shit will make you so mad!!! it will burn you up for days on end!

I want to know too

mainly so I can laugh at you for it

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What was it for?

Family discount at the strip club, perhaps?

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Good ol family bondag- I mean bonding.

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sweet home alabama

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Found your Christmas sweater, Mass. Snap into a Slim @JimHarbaughWQLVE OOH YEAH WCW MONDAY NITRO

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@MassImpact124

My bet is tampons…

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A 12 inch black rubber dildo…is my guess

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Ol’ McDonald had a farm… E I E I OH MY!

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See we went to the ski lodge on the weekend and…we’ll I mistook the Sunday as being the coupon day when it was actually Saturday! and so the sax was well, not so hot.

one always knows to set up your ski trips from a Tur - Sun.

Day 1 Thur.
Get to chalet and start drinking beer all night.
Day 2 Fri.
Wake up hung over at 7:30am eat breakfast & get ski gear on before 8:00 (Must be 1st ones on hill)
Ski from 8:00 - 2:00 and take quick lunch (Pulled Pork BBQ) Down lunch with 2 beers and a shot.
Rest of day you do dumb shit till 6:00
Go back for night and drink till you pass out.
Day 3: repeat day 2

Yhes!

yeah no in the short shorts or singing…
Also… no girls on the trip… just us stupid ass holes, beer, cards, food and pornos

ew, this is your weekend.

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That’s fucking disgusting.

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