Death to the Mellons

How it was indestructible

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James Cameron invented the high ground. Before that everyone was just on the same level. This was back when the earth was flat. Literally. James Cameron unflattened it.

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It’ll just grow back stronger.

Our kind transcends your very understanding. We are each a nation - independent, free of all weakness. You cannot grasp the nature of our existence.

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Just so everyone else is clear the earth is not flat or round, it is melon.

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I have been gathering a melin army to defeat Rex

Melons assemble

All he has done is scatter the seeds. The average melon has between 200 to 800 seeds. But thanks to imperial engineering, I put 1000 seeds in it. This means that there will be 1000 more Melon Death Stars, each better then the last!!!

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You are truly the person who should lead the melon army

I have ascended to a highly planeπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰. One beyond the average garden, your standard edible arrangement, your mediocre fruit basket. I am one with the melon and the melon is one with meπŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰

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Even mans best friend, enjoys the melony side.

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To bad all these seeds where vaporized in the blast

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Muhahaha
Be one with the melon.

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Join us! BECOME one of US! ONE OF US!..

And soon you too will chant, β€œI am one with the melon, the melon is with me.”

Rejoice! For the Great Melon loves all who allow it in their seed hearts!

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But us melons bring peace to the jungle πŸ₯Ί

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And refreshment.

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And antioxidants!!

Here @Robo_2696

Try a glass

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It’s so majestic!
ΰ²₯β€Ώΰ²₯

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No I will never join because watermelon tastes awful

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Whattttttt!!!

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