Death to the Mellons

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I just don’t like the way they taste

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No

You’re just dehydrated and in need of dire refreshment

These are on the house

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Did you not hear them

They don’t want your offerings


I think this melon apocalypse has gone on long enough we need liberation, we need freedom, and we need the melons stopped

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Want some candy?

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Jordan is with us

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I also do not want your offerings

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a watermelon refreshing the human race - FOREVER.

                 - George Ormelon
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I foresee someone losing a bet in April

What the fuck ?
What do you want son of a bitch ?

Tag the mods for him to leave.

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@OldKingHamlet

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Its not about the flavor lol.
You can have whatever flavor you want lol.

If flavor is the only issue you have lol.

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I just don’t like them, period
Just like I don’t like pickles or cucumbers

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Lmao I dont like pickles or cucumber and watermelon I only really like the flavor in candy ir drinks.

So I get its not about the flavor lol.
At least not for me xD.

Everybody likes watermelon jolly ranchers!

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Meh I bought a bag the other day that had Way too many lmao.
My fav is cherry lol.

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How about black Melons???

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I think you should confess your Cherry sins to the GREAT Melon!