Do People who rent cars even have a brain?

I dont think so, and here are my reasons as to why that support this theory!

The first one is the biggest, These “people” I cant even clasify them as people really!! These people seem to think that a Debit card that is tied into your bank is somehow a credit card!! Like seriously!!

2: They have no common sense whatsoever!! I have a ready line consisting of 15 cars! All backed into the spaces all clean, Just had a lady park her car in a appropriate place for a return to just wait for the person who just rented a car to move so she can pull her car in nose first, comes in with a smile and said I waited till there was a spot open! I just looked at her like she was dumb, she was like wht! Held my tongue!

3: when dropping off or picking someone up will pull barely into the parking lot blocking the entrance completely!!

4: fuck you think Karens with expired coupons are bad at grocery stores, fuck these karens that rent cars with coupons get mad that it has limitations that are all clear written in bold lettering on the back, cant be used if you upgrade from original res, cant be used on anything less than a weeks rental! Coupon doesn’t not take off the deposit!!

5: they have no idea how a deposit works or how banks hold money lol!! Its like they were sitting at the bank pretending to listen to the person giving them the 411 on everything!!

6: They get offend and cry when you tell them the car that they are returning is beyond dirty and they will be charged a detail fee!

7: they do not read anything they sign!!

8: They are told that they are the sole driver of the car and nobody else is allowed to drive unless spouses, then get angry when sonny boy can’t return the car for them!! And also that sonny boy can’t drive the car to go get them!!

9: they go by the picture of car on the online website as the car they are getting and get angry when I point out the big bold letters that say this picture is just shows the size of the vehicle and the vehicle will vary and may not be the one in the picture!!

10: they are all told no smoking in the car. Any smell of smoke will be a automatic 450 fee added and can not be disputed via customer service!!!

In conclusion, these 10 points are just the tip of the shitburgh I deal with on a daily basis, I’m sorry I take my frustration out on video games, if I have ever raged on you this is why!! I do apologize lol!!

Also if you rent a car from me and you do any of these 10 things and I know you personally you will be roasted in public for the world to see!!

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Sounds like Umbrella won at some point and the media is keeping it hush-hush.

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Lol!!! Yeah!! I feel we are on the path of Idiocrcy! Like next we are going to be watering plants with gatoraid!!

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Lol. It is unfortunate that you have to deal with this. But it is entertaining to hear about it on the side

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Lol!!! I really want to make a Instagram page to shame ppl who return cars super dirty!!! Maybe it will go viral!! I would never disclose names and personal info but I would post the date and time and the location of my office in the post so if they happen to see it they know it was there’s lol!!!

Then if it blows up maybe I should make a tiktoc showing the cleaning process lol!!

Also I’m hear to entertain!!!

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I’d watch it. The sheet you have to deal with on the daily basis, I think you deserve to have some fun with it too.

It feels like people are confused on what you do with this new found freedom. Some are too nice and don’t want to make a fuss, so they don’t do what they are expected to do; others go over the top and relish every attempt at a confrontation with an authority if they get treated less than royalty.

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Ohh yeah man! Had a Kevin earlier this week. Fussing over the fact that all I had was white cars and he hated white cars. Like what would you like to me go into the back and paint a car for you!!

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Lol. I can’t believe they’re still making white anything. Its the most hated color 😁

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Its loved by rental car companies at least the car color lol! Its the easiest to see any imperfections on like a new scrap or damage and stuff like that! I hate blue and grey cars cause ur like is that a scratch or a just a scuff mark lol! And you cant tell till after you clean the car and at that point it’s to late!!

Just had this lady call my store and ask if I found a paid or Barbie doll sunglasses!

“I’m sorry I did not find any Barbie sunglasses.”

She got angry over some 2 dollar kid sunglasses like wtf!!

Sheet happens (sunglasses). Kids are attached to things so i don’t think it’s about the munny.

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I love these stories

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Lol!!! I know you do!!

I had a Karen in Training today tell me that because Mercury is in “retrograde” that’s why she is being a bitch. I just wanted to reach across the counter and smack the gum out her mouth.

About the smoking and the dirty condition upon return, make a big sign in the office for just those two and tell the customers to read it before they make the final signatures. Itll save you some headache, and will save them munny and hopefully teach them to respects others’ propertv

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There are signs all over the place. No smoking stickers in the cars!
A huge sign in front of this trash can I provide that says plz take out all trash of the cars before return!

The other week had a person return a car with maybe 7 full 50 gallons trash bags left in the car!

He is lucky I need my job or my ass would have driven to his house an ripped the bags open all over his front yard!!

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You definately did a lot to keep the customer informed. I guess it can’t be helped at this point.

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Nope! I can only add fees to people’s bills lol!!

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Can confirm; only had to rent a car once but indeed not human.

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Okay!! Lol! I’m sure you experience was pleasant lol

Of course, which means it probably wasn’t for whoever was dealing with me lol

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Bitch bitch bitch I hate mah job WAH.
good god just shoot the place up already and shut the fuck up.

Damn furry.

XD

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