don't you hate it when

your leg and foot fall asleep

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Especially when there isn’t a new content drop

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I love when my left hand falls asleep

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My entire left side fell asleep once, it was good. Not as good as drinking the paint though.

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Thats called a mild stroke

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When you wake up and stretch and suddenly your leg starts convulsing.

Thats the best part about waking up tho

Not morning wood?

I mean not if you have to piss

That would explain why I smelled shrimp the entire time. I smell it again now, I thinked I’m habing a stronk,

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Best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.

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Idk who this Folgers is or why he is in my cup but as long as he jacks me off they can stay