Easter Chicanery

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Accurate

2000 yrs ago i bet every grown ass man looked like a jesus. Long hair, beard…white robe.
So someone started a rumour that there actually was a guy named jesus and helped write up that part of the bible. Said he died on a cross.
Then he came back to life. So every grown ass man decided…“i’m going to shave my grown ass jesus beard and probably cut my grown ass hair short before someone tries to nail me on a cross.”

Feel like this belongs here:


Best horror movie I’ve seen since the original Scream.
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Original scream was god tier,it was funny,and a horror movie.

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Both of you are spitting straight facts. The original Scream is one of my favorites of all time, and Emesis Blue is excellent psychological horror and it was entirely done as a full feature length in sfm. Voice acting was amazing, and so was the attention to detail. That’s some work right there, and the final result is worth every bit of it.

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I am @TheSenate

No.

We are the @system

Ok!

Destroy @Fire at once all of thy hive mind @system

Drink a cup of acetone.

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10/10 would reccomend, the nice-smelling breath was 100% worth the headaches, vomiting and dizziness.

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Nice and fruity fresh.

Also how the fuck you alive? The lethal dose for a 150 lb man is 100 ml, and a cup has like 240 ml.

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Better than butter menthols.

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Better than drinking methanol

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Thanks! I’ll be sure to try it!

Almost as tasty as anthrax

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