Edgelord Senate

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AUUUUGHHHHH
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blasts death metal at max volume

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Dear god his aura is cutting everything around it like how he cuts him self!!!

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I’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color.

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Do an edgy 14 year old speech.

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I can when I’m done playing the wrist violin.

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Today for only $15.99 I repeat $15.99 I will be sharpening all emo’s razors and selling new ones. Get them at Ahab’s Kill Yourself Shop, we only give the best of the best, we even have a variety of tools including, Already tied nooses, a range of fire arms, toasters, and even a free pass to the top of every roof in New York. Get your depressed supplies at my store, and every gun bought comes with free bullets. So, if you’re feeling sad why not come down to my shop and take the pain away.

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I actually can tie nooses from memory irl. There will be no further elaboration.

After all, there’s only two kinds of people in this world… Me and everyone else.

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Those with a loaded gun, and those who dig. I don’t know if you get that reference, but It’s an awesome movie.

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Ofc I get that reference.

Kill, kill yourself, or be killed, Ahab.
Life taught me that.

The real world is a cruel parent, but an effective teacher.
Its final lesson is carved deep in my psyche:
That this world and all its people are diseased.
Free will is a myth; Religion is a joke.
We are all pawns, controlled by something greater:
Memetics. The DNA of the soul.
They shape our will.
They are the culture – they are everything we pass on.
Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate.
They become a carrier.
Envy, Greed, Despair…
All memes. All passed along.

You can’t fight nature, Jackass.
Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak.

Don’t be ashamed.
It’s only nature, running its course.
You have no choices to make.
Nothing to answer for.

You can die with a clear conscience.

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Because of how edgy this was you get all of the equipment at my shop 75% off.

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You are the man! Going out and slashing prices and veins!

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Some might say what I do is murder, the way I see it, I give them the gun, they pull the trigger, not me. Is that edgy enough?

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Yes.
I don’t see the problem with murder. Morality is a prison and life is inherently meaningless.

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If a judge sends a killer to death row, is he now a murderer?

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Indeed.

I’ll be damned if I’m going to abide by the laws and rules of a culture that doesn’t exist anyway. Nothing exists, there is no culture, there is no you, there is no me.

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You’re too good. Were you emo at some point?

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Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.

Why do we exist, is it just to suffer, or is there some meaning to this meaningless existance.

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