ELDEN RING

I got sick of kicking everyone’s Ass on here. Crying that my AXE was unfair even though it was 4 vs 1 with odds stacked in your favor. So I heard about this little game called ELDEN RING where I could become what I always dreamed of being. A GOD. Im 700 hours in and HOLY SHIT the greatest gaming experience of my life. I can’t be distracted for anything. I tell my parents to not even let my girlfriend’s into the basement as I can’t be distracted. I’ve eaten pizza delivery for 2 months straight cuz I ain’t taking time to cook food when I got a WORLD to conquer. Been hitting the booze hard cuz it helps with my IMMERSION. Bet most of you RETARDS don’t even know what that word means? HA! Anyway I hope @Sgt.CellTechis keeping all you PUSSYS in line! im gonna need that workout juice when I finally beat this game bro! I put on 80 pounds!! #GETSOME

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Is this Jim’s alt? What’s the chances that we would have 2 retardedd Jim’s on this tiny forum?

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No this is the real Jim aka the CHAMP!!! Get some!!!
He’s back! And he’s hungry.

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This champ?

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He did win the rematch tbf

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Night map and he also said he was toying.
He was arguing with his mother over the cleanliness of a piece of fruit she refused to slice into 4’s for him.

He killed that exact team in private moments later. Outlaw only lasted 30 seconds. Jim is too fast!

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That’s true. If you don’t kill the pred before reaching exfil, then that’s a win for the pred. Everyone knows that. So many noobs in this game that don’t understand what constitutes a win or a loss. Am I right or am I right, champ?

Also his ping was only 8 and he can only play on point when it’s at least 1000. If it’s not at least 1000, then the match doesn’t count because the conditions were unfair

We may be thinking of two different matches

In the one I posted they killed him at exfil. Everyone knows that’s a loss. You need to kill the pred before that for it to count as a win. Noobs everywhere!

Red arrows only embolden Jim.
When he rematched the squad, he gave Wick host because he lives in Europe and wanted him to have good ping. Nice guy Jim.

He gave them all
The wham baamm thank you ma’am in under 3 minutes.

I remember that day because @Madisyn_Skye came to the forums dickmatized. She finally saw a real man in action.
“That Jim gave me a pounding I didn’t even know I deserved.”

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Yup. And to boot, the FT in that vid era putas, prostitutaaaas. kaka english. And using the reconi trackeri con macros y turbos y todo!

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Laughs in blood loss

🤣

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Kiss my ring

YOO JIM GOT OUT ON PAROLE LETS FUCKING GOOO!

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I’m still the champ

You’ve lost

I left that next round

They had a bot

Doing flame of frenzy run rn
Send prayers 🙏

you can do it you cuttlefished whore