FANATIC ONE SHOT DAMAGE GLITCH
Yes that’s the general idea
Beer the melons are ruled by the High Melon Council. Of which the founding members are Khi and Mel.
Not anymore
I declare the previous regime not melon enough
Without a unanimous council decision, such words are meaningless. I have consulted the high council, and they find your attempts to be cute.
They’ve mainly moved on from PHG. For example, Fire and I are heading up the SWBF2 division and spreading degeneracy there. The rest are playing a variety of different games.
The council never amounted to anything, I am the council now
Man I’d be careful saying that kind of thing. There’s a reason the wise man would do everything they say, and it’s called one of those mfs is a Freemason.
Silence peasant, I am the supreme leader of the new melon order
You ain’t shit compared to the council.
As hidden member of the Melon Men I can say the discoveries that have been done within the people around me and the environment we have already exceeded the council long long ago
I revoke my membership as a secret melon man, you are all not melon enough
THE NEW MELON ORDER SHALL RISE
what in the name of pseudoscience
I’m not an environmental scientist man, I’m a microbiologist and studying oncology. If you have any interesting results though, go ahead and put them in the science thread, I have some experience studying the environment through my uni’s expedition to the arctic, but I’m probably not the most qualified person to interpret results.
Fool, my science is too strong for I am also secretly a Beer Wizard
Oh really? I also ferment my own alcohol. Have a batch of Swedish lingonberry fermenting right now.
You ever mess about with home brewing? It’s actually pretty cheap and rewarding. Customize the flavor profile to your tastes while being cheaper than buying it all the time.
As you can see I have overwhelming evidence and wear many hats
There is no comparison to my research
You really are bored as hell.
Well you must be depressed as shit and also you cant do shit about it so go back to your little corner and cry about it