@Fire, does god love you?

I have to read? But I can’t read. This is giving me a headache- ow shit! Paper cut.

Nope there will be blood!
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Easily remedied. Just get rid of the ‘i’. Let’s fight this out using our bicameral minds…

Ok, an occasional nose bleed may happen

Damn testicles still on my blade wipes on grass

The frost, sometimes it makes the blades stick…to the testicles.

Its not too late to convert to the church of arnie

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I created life by accident if I am being honest…it didn’t start with Adam and eve , it started with a maid

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The one where the son from the furure sends the father into the past so he can help conceive him? Sounds as reasonable as other origin myth

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Its a long lost gospel of Arnie

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I’m a devout believer in the great ultramega melon thank you very much as were you once before @Fire dropped you.

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Pffft 🙄

You are forgiven, my friend , arnie forgives all 🙏

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No , you silly goose , the one you speak of is in the remastered version , I’m talking first draft ☝🏻👍🏻

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I see, the one I mention is the second coming, followed by turd, force, fifth and the sith time of him coming back

The royalties on the books were just too good not to take advantage of 🧐

Greed is one of the seven deadly sins , but its do as I say , not do as I do

You gotta spread the good word. And you know that people judge quality by the price.

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I see you have read my “ten prayers to sucess” , I’m impressed

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Its a bedtime favourite

I cant knock your material

Nobody loves @Fire he the scum of the earth. Just like the rest of humanity . Scum all of them