Fireteam Hunting Grounds Game Current State

I almost always win in my games. My win rate is 95%. Predator or fire team no matter. And yes my skills are affected by my current condition. If Im tired I will loose most of the time and then quit and rest. If Im free and can I play whole day - almost wins. What about you? You are the best of the best and lecture the people how to play this game because they are stupid? The only possible outcome is to play with you in private games and show them how needs to be done, becuase the random matches don’t have any weight?

Rephrase that bud, I don’t know what you’re trying to say.

For ā€˜pros’, mid tier, and trash players all, the balance is off. This is objective fact, not subject to debate. If you want to debate it, good luck, I’m not going to.
Between 5 players of equal skill, the one who chooses to play predator against equals should have a fighting chance to win more than 1 game out of 10.

I don’t give a flying fuck about OMG THE BADS WON’T EVER WIN AND THEY MIGHT LEAVE.

GOOD. Bad players deserve to lose if they don’t want to play to win or get better.

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Holy shit, this is gold

PhD engineer lmao

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Now follow videos, poems, jokes — as you go along with your usual repertoire. You can put this quote on your ass too. :) Btw Illfonic will fix the game! Go on!!! :D

I’m in the public hair rank of this game so I can’t discuss balance. Many people say it’s ā€œunbalanced,ā€ so it must be true.

I envy players who have the courage to lose. When I lose a game, I get an erection from frustration and anger.

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Thank you, I’m glad to have the advice of a real professional

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lets have a gay orgy with @Madisyn_Skye and @MassImpact124 . right now.

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anyone got some good blow?

Job or powder? Cuz I got both

I’ll wear the purple eyeshadow everyone liked last time. Really brought out my eyes, and tears didn’t make it run.

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i dont swing that way brah.

Oh me too, plus im young, ripped and muscular on top of that.

And I thought my current situationships were good at licking my balls

Im doing full body 3x week now, so its not that much time

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You’ll get up out of that wheel chair and walk one day brah!

Anyone who has to brag about what they do IRL to prove a point or dick measure is obviously lying. And the way he attacks working out is hilarious…sounds like either a stickboy or Michelin Man that’s never touched iron in his life. I’m so sorry but that’s just funny as fuck, attacking someone because they’re actively bettering their lifestyle and health.

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cough let’s see that degree then shall we

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You are right, the game is balanced for average players. If you are slightly better than average then you win almost all games. It is the same for me, the win ratio fluctuates around 95% (depends on my mental state; it feels hard to beat opponents when I am tired… if I am relaxed it is way easier and more fun).

They ARE stupid and project their stupidity onto everyone else. What comes naturally to you in the gameplay itself is rocket science to them. Any attempt to have a meaningful discussion with them is just a waste of time. If you disagree with them, they will slander you. My advice is, have fun with them, but don’t put much effort into ā€œdiscussionsā€ with them.

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From the guy that accuses of cheating anyone thats beats him on the game

I snorted so much blow its cooming out of my ā€˜blow hole’!

Remind me again how many arrows someone in even ballistic riot gear can take before being incapacitated? Let alone killed?

Look, most everything else is OK, but my main weapon that I’ve spent collective weeks getting good with becoming a little peashooter is frankly bullshit. It’s already inconsistent enough to the point I watch arrows fly straight through center mass of stationary guys, even occasionally trapped, but now when it does hit, it hits significantly less, even with DR and Stalker. Now I’m forced to resort to plasma against good teams, which is the complete opposite of what most people complain about. Most players want less plasma because they think it’s cheap, but now you’re forcing more.

Balancing for potatoes isn’t how this works, you don’t strive to go lower, you climb. This is the epitome of bass ackwards

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