Anyone notice the new Frog 🐸 squad running around. If you’re interested in joining this elite PS team. Have $65 dollar ready to Venmo. I’ll send you my patent pending Frog-tech.
DM me your shipping details. I’ll take care of the rest.
Side-effects include mouse and keyboard like aim and a dazzling display of hip fire shots with the Sawz. Caution may contain Dino dna just like in Jurassic Park.
I need this shit like you wouldn’t believe, yes please. I would like to be frög.
Lmao
There’s no going back after that first scoop. You will need 4 scoops total to become a frog. You can put all the scoops in a pint glass. I refer to these as Mega Pints.
6 scoops to become the leader. Unfortunately, there’s only enough for 5 scoops per jug. So you’ll have to buy two jugs. If you buy two, I’ll throw in a candy apple red shaker cup free!
Send the money ASAP to become the Frog King 🐸 👑
im the leader of the frogs who are you? how did you find these protein shakes this confidential please dont share this information god bless frogs
Money is tight and I have a warehouse full of Frogtech, Nitrotech, Celltech and Herbalife.
I have two options: move product or move under a bridge.
Your last check bounced. And for the 100th time you can’t pay me in veratanium. Send the $1040 you owe me for the 16 jugs or Maddies the new king. I don’t negotiate with terrorist.
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bridge good for a fatty
I found the homeless will do anything for a 40oz.
Sucky sucky if you know what I mean.
if you’r into that shit then u need to do jail time.
I’m risking monkey pox here. Isn’t that punishment enough?
A…mega pint?
And yes yes, I will pay for THREE jugs, I want to take enough to become God Toad.
Your brain after 1 scoop of Frogtech
clutch is that you baby girl?
No, it’s me Kimpchilla. Hi Bravo
bruh
The kimp is no simp, remember that son.
lol ok baby girl have fun trolling
Chilla rhymes with killa. That’s why I named myself kimpchilla
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