If I thought it would work, I would…but I’d probably survive and be stuck shitting in a bag for what last year’s I do have left…
I’m good thanks, these opiates will kill me eventually😎
I think maybe I’ve been too subtle, too vague and clearly all of my excitement here recently has been misunderstood. This is not my ‘comeback’, this is my goodbye. Goodbye to this game, to this Forum, to everyone I value and a middle finger to the ones I don’t care for.
I wanted to remember what it felt like, to enjoy laughter and comradery. This was never going to be permanent, like everything in life this was a fleeting moment. Nothing more. And it’s been awesome, you have made me laugh so much, Madisyns awesome wordsmithery brought back a lot of memories of year one and all of the shenanigans that made this place great to begin with…
But I got carried away, and drunk on the lulz a little too much. Luckily something slapped the reality back into me tonight, and despite the frustration of once again being caught out by false platitudes and fake affections I’m grateful to all of the cuhnts who conspired to make it happen. GGs.
None of this is real. None of this means anything in the grand scheme of it all. That ball of fire in the sky will consume us, there will be a fart and a sigh, and mankind will be naught but stardust again. As it was in the beginning, so it will be in the end…and this universe will not care, there will be no eternal legacy or even a trace we ever existed at all…
And so, with all that being said I bid thee farewell🫡 It has been an honour and a pleasure to know you all, whether you hated me, tolerated me or actually gave a fuck, you were here and I was here too.
And for a moment, it was fun.
GGs💚