Hates the game. Loves the forum???

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Pretty sure thatā€™s the norm for most people here. Unless youā€™re brand new then thereā€™s no real reason to be here other than the shit posts. The devs donā€™t give two shits about the community, let alone their own forum.

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Ily SkooL_BoY

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Uh, yes. Thatā€™s very fucking obvious. In fact, Iā€™ve literally stated it to you in plain terms multiple times. If itā€™s taken you this long to realise this fact, youā€™re slower than I had you pegged for, and thatā€™s a tough bar to limbo under. Come to think of it, probably explains why you keep not only defending this game but encouraging those who still seriously play it not to move on with their lives.

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this forum is his life, let him be.

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And he tells us to ā€œmove onā€ šŸ¤£

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The forum is 100% better than the game, admittedly. Talk shit about the game all you want, but this little dysfunctional family here is the best Iā€™ve probably been a part of.

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Honestly though, imagine for a moment if you will, that thereā€™s actually a real human being behind @TheAlmightyJimā€™s account thatā€™s actually pathetic enough to spend the amount of time that he does on here, and then imagine the type of human being they would be like if you ever met them in person. I absolutely ASSURE you they would find child porn on his PC or a USB stick he owns if he ever needed to be investigated for whatever reason.

I mean the guy went far enough to try and claim having robbed a bank and now being retired to explain away the inordinate amount of time he spends on here lmao. Let me tell you something, bub. Even if you WERE retired and had all the time in the world on your hands, the fact that you choose to spend the entirety of it on here is proof enough of what a loser you are. Using ā€œI have nothing better to do in my lifeā€ as an excuse does not make it any better šŸ˜‚

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I liked the one where he strolled into the police station with a fake uniform and destroyed evidence and walked right out.

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Ya he said ā€œhave a good one, Sueā€ to the front desk officer as he walked out, and she looked up at his name tag and said ā€œalright, take it easy, Jimā€. 100%.

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Jim at a police station trying to fit in.

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And what, pray tell, would that make me to you? Youā€™re nearly as obsessive over certain people on here as @Sgt.CellTech. You might not spend as much time on here, but the time you do spend is focused solely on 3 specific people. I havenā€™t seen one post of yours (ever) that hasnā€™t been a pathetic insult aimed at either fire, jason or myself. At least I ā€˜liveā€™ on here for my own entertainment, it seems like you genuinely care about us 3 to the point of a weird fetish thing. Hate to reuse a joke, but this is the next Dahmer folks.

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Then, pray tell, WHAT THE FUCK are you doing on here XD
Moreover, WHY did you waste what was probably an inordinate amount of time hacking this game, of all the ones you couldā€™ve done? I thought you had a fucken job lmao
Pot calling the kettle black here, and yeh I robbed a bank and retired. You canā€™t disprove that, despite its percieved absurdity, any more than you can disprove my degree in psychology or than I can prove that you arenā€™t rich and have just stolen some poor sodā€™s identity for appearanceā€™s sake on the interenet.

Er, no, if only for the reason that childeren are just plain ole unattractive. A woman in her mid-20s has the best breasts (and lord knows Iā€™m a breast man) and thatā€™s generally what I stick to when Iā€™m not wanking to aliens.

You having fun?

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Oh, please. The key to any on-the-fly con is exhibiting supreme self-assured confidence. You have to act like you know you belong there, and other people in their polite little trusting doughnut-munching world will simply play along, because they assume that a criminal would act precisely as the dipshit in the video did - in a weasle-ish fashion, taking shit from everyone in an attempt to go unnoticed. If you wanna get your way into anything, from a rich womanā€™s cooch to a gun-locker at a police station or a crack house, absolute confidence is key. I pride myself on my methods, because they work. They work like hell. And once more, yall can choose whether you believe me or not; hell, you can even stick with the ā€˜kiddy-fiddlerā€™ theory, if it helps you sleep at night thinking you had your one social interaction of the day with a pedo, but as I abhor stupidity in all forms, I would kindly suggest that you at least place some modicum of thought into your accusations.
TL: DR? If anyone on this forum is a sex offender, itā€™s you clutch XD

Actually yeh XD

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It was actually Aston that called you a sex offenderā€¦.

Multiple people know my name, social media, have my actual phone number. Iā€™ve actually met people in real life from the game etc. If I was a sex offender in the US you could easily find me registered.

Does anyone know who you are? Has anyone seen you? I donā€™t think so.

Is that you Fire?
Fire is the only person that calls me Clutch on here.

Damn, Aston got you rattled.

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Yes, and Iā€™m calling you a sex offender. Is that so hard to understand? Possibly shouldā€™ve @ed you, my bad.

Unless you hadnā€™t been caught. Yā€™know what? Youā€™re right, if a sex offender was as thickheaded as you theyā€™d never get away with it lol

You pick things up as you go. Once more I bring into evidence the 3 fucking 500-post long arguments Iā€™ve had with him, not to mention the fact that weā€™re in different timezones and have wildly different opinions on basically everything.

Er, not really, you just (as per usual) are not capable of understanding what you read.

Eh itā€™s just you keeping your character going. You begin to live it.

Ever see Secret Window?

ā€œIm a dairy farmer from Mississippi.ā€

An unemployed man with nothing better to do could easily just sit there and type to himself for hours.

I remember Maddie use to talk to Vtrigger sometimes and she was both accounts.

Idk man if you cover the name and just read the content you sound a like. šŸ¤”

Would love to see you be told to sit down by Chris Hansen one day at some kids house while you eat a pizza.
Shit would be great.