Ok guys, I know you all are tired of hearing about JH87, but…
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It’s ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
Get Darth Plagueis’ed/Sithrolled lol.
Hear Me Out On JH87
Nice troll lol
I have indeed heard of Darth Plagueis the wise
He taught me we’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Did you ever hear the tragedy of JH87 the exclusive? I thought not. It’s not a story the Pre-Orders would tell you. Its an exclusive legend. JH87 was a pre-order so exclusive and so classic that he could even influence the non-pre orders to bitch about it on the forums. He had such a classic appeal of the game that he could even make the phrase JH87 a hated meme. The exclusive side of the pre-order is a pathway to many forum bitches some consider to be annoying as fuck. He became so exclusive that the only thing he was afraid of was losing his exclusiveness, which eventually, of course, he did not. Unfortunately, the devs taught the 87 bitches everything they knew, then they bitches more and JH87 remained exclusive. It’s ironic he could save others from becoming a hated meme, but not himself.
We’re no strangers to wars
You know the Tragedy and so do I
A full apprentice is what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other Sith
I just wanna tell you the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna Sith you up
Never gonna let you rule
Never gonna run around and electrocute you
Never gonna make you die
Never gonna manipulate you
Never gonna wait in your sleep and kill you
We’ve known each other for so long
Your Dark Side’s been showing, but
You’re too jedi to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the tragedy and I’m gonna say it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Never gonna Sith you up
Never gonna let you rule
Never gonna run around and electrocute you
Never gonna make you die
Never gonna manipulate you
Never gonna wait in your sleep and kill you
Never gonna Sith you up
Never gonna let you rule
Never gonna run around and electrocute you
Never gonna make you die
Never gonna manipulate you
Never gonna wait in your sleep and kill you
(Ooh, Sith you up)
(Ooh, Sith you up)
Gonna Sith, always gonna Sith
(Sith you up)
Gonna Sith, always gonna Sith
(Sith you up)
We’ve known each other for so long
Your Dark Side’s been showing, but
You’re too Jedi to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the Tragedy and I’m gonna say it
I just wanna tell I am the senate
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna Sith you up
Never gonna let you rule
Never gonna run around and electrocute you
Never gonna make you die
Never gonna manipulate you
Never gonna wait in your sleep and kill you
Never gonna Sith you up
Never gonna let you rule
Never gonna run around and electrocute you
Never gonna make you die
Never gonna manipulate you
Never gonna wait in your sleep and kill you
Never gonna Sith you up
Never gonna let you rule
Never gonna run around and electrocute you
Never gonna make you die
Never gonna manipulate you
Never gonna wait in your sleep and kill you
A story for another time