Heartfelt story from me to everyone

With all the crabbing we do here, I thought I would throw this in to lighten the mood. This may be more applicable for my fellow gamer parents, but hopefully everyone will be able to appreciate this.

So my daughter has been playing this game and she told me that I should try it I would probably like it. She shows me some game play and it looks okay. She would like me to get the game so we can play together.

That sounds great!

So I fork over the $20 and buy my own copy. I spend two days trying to sort out the mechanics and how things even work (there is very little instructions or in game information on most of the finer details). This game is also part 2 of a series, of which I have never played part 1, so there may be a lot that is a given that is just flying over my head.

So I, still having failed to clear a single level, jump on line and join a CO-OP match with some strangers. I learn a bunch but in the end I decide I didn’t want to unlock the bow lady I wanted the engineer!

So I tell my daughter my story, not leaving out the part where I have still failed to clear a single level in the solo game. I ask her how do I unlock the engineer and how do I find her online so we can play together.

She kind of hesitates, and says “…You should probably get to learn a few more of the classes before…”

I am a bit stunned at first, I do not know what to say. I kind of chuckle and reply “Yeah you are probably right. I’ll do that.”

Then a few minutes later it hit me. Did my daughter, my flesh and blood, the person who I taught how to not crap in her pants and how to eat with a spoon just tell me: “GIT GUD scrub, I am not going to carry your ass!”

Beaming with pride I say to myself. “Sweetheart I may need to GIT GUD, but I can tell that I have already DUN GUD.”

Thank you for reading.
-D

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😂😂😂
Haha this is actually heartwarming to read.
Now git gud and clear your first level of whatever you’re playing, mate.
You can do it.

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That’s a sweet story :)
Not git gud scrub 420#rektyoloxXxxxxxxXx

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That’s great 😆

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Maybe you should git gud

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Lmao thats awesome, kids are the worst, my boy is further than me in maneater and keeps telling me what to do xD.

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By what you said I’d guess you’re talking about Risk of rain 2 ? It’s a bit challenging at first but you’ll get the hang out of it soon. You just got to learn the items effects !

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That’s awesome. What game were you guys playing if you don’t mind me asking?

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I was not trying to advertise another game but yes you guessed it.
I refuse to play on easy so I hope that redeems a little bit of my street cred!

It’s alright ! I’ll keep the secret, I got it too but didn’t played much. It’s a good thing someone reminded me that it exist loll !